Ahhhh, young love

 Or......

My Dearest Asuna,

Unfortunately, I am afraid that our relationship must come to an end. You see, there is another woman, and she would like to establish a relationship with me. You do not know her, even though she is an attendee of the prestigious Aldine Middle School. She is in the 7th grade as I should be, but she seems much older and wiser than I. She also has a most rotund derriere and glorious bosom the like of which I have never seen. Incidentally, she has informed me that if we establish a mutual relationship, she will reward me upon my birthday with the pleasure of fornication. She is also an esteemed member of my club, so how can I refuse an offer such as that?
FTFY